Twentysomething. Still not too good with self-summary.Tumblr (3.0; @alexlitel)http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/“Arnold Kim, who started MacRumors in 2000 and left his job as a kidney doctor four years ago to focus on his gossip site full time”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-09-06/meet-apples-favorite-blogger" target="_blank">Meet Apple’s Favorite Blogger - Businessweek</a></p> <p>Apple rumors might be great and all*, but I’m pretty sure that “kidney doctors who quit their job to blog about Apple rumors” is not something the world needs. Going from something that tangibly helps people to furthering the culture of technological fetishism is not at all a respectable career change.</p> <p>*Apple rumors are actually terrible. I’ve been uncertain for the past several months about whether I should get an iPad 4 or wait for an iPad 5 because of these dumb rumors.</p></em>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/50714688908http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/50714688908Sat, 18 May 2013 00:52:00 -0700“Reynor has great respect for actors such as Brad Pitt & Christian Bale, who do whatever it takes to become the characters they play. Hence, he became involved in street racing to learn more about his character for Transformers 4.[7]”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reynor" target="_blank">Jack Reynor - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></p> <p>Sentences from Wikipedia, presented without comment.</p></em>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/50483291644http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/50483291644Wed, 15 May 2013 00:14:19 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/888c0a6d46141e7f91af3df89fbe92a8/tumblr_mmr6g6uvIk1qzqsq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Based on the guy in the foreground of this promotional image for the new NBC series <em>The Night Shift</em>, I’m going to assume the show focuses on a guy who likes dancing in hospitals.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/50361428446http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/50361428446Mon, 13 May 2013 13:04:54 -0700<a href="http://tedxwilliamsburg.com/">TEDxWilliamsburg</a>: <p>This is happening this Thursday, and I’m pretty sure it is the worst thing ever.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/49841116010http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/49841116010Tue, 07 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4711f5d342819389ef6ab7e5704ce90/tumblr_mmc6uj1h9m1qzqsq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ellen Page’s most famous film is now on Netflix Instant.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/49701408576http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/49701408576Sun, 05 May 2013 10:49:31 -0700ghost cata ghost who is a cat<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4137c7aee0ec1d2987ace2446d7bd974/tumblr_mlz9rknuMB1qzqsq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What is this supposed to be an advertisement for? Cats? The Home Depot?</p> <p>What use would Tumblr’s youth demographic even have for The Home Depot?</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/49109293702http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/49109293702Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:23:44 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/750a872e7869b21c0dddfbfb658fd10c/tumblr_mlu5xphoal1qzqsq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/Dan_Cassaro/status/327566389818818560/photo/1" target="_blank">Garden State 2</a>” by <a href="https://twitter.com/Dan_Cassaro" target="_blank">Dan Cassaro</a></p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48890342558http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48890342558Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:13:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f649a3bc478614abac2fd222a9f1638/tumblr_mlsppmeOnv1qzqsq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t normally blog cute animal photos, but something makes me want to blog about this cute animal photo.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48836160945http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48836160945Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:24:58 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zO65izN7dnc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I can no longer differentiate between corporate promotional videos and parodies of corporate promotional videos.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48643806161http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48643806161Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:32:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eca9260076b7883edcf33f0ab2cba6ad/tumblr_mlneo21BPS1qzqsq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is an actual dessert item at a Brazilian fast food chain. How is America so far behind in the fast food dessert game?</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48601433508http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48601433508Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:38:26 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91a948e2240ca18e136b031323475308/tumblr_mlnejb0kUD1qzqsq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>A Google translated fun fact from another Brazilian fast food chain’s website.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48601363930http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48601363930Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:35:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0af1db59c439ee88e3262ea1d171dbb/tumblr_mlndg7RL531qzqsq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>According to Google Translate, this is the English translation of a menu item at a Brazilian hamburger chain.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48600768043http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48600768043Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:12:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db0bd7d21307485add7d9866f34325ca/tumblr_mldth3W8bk1qzqsq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is a real show airing on the ABC network.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48178740090http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48178740090Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:22:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f04fa326417ed9e2945aaa62f1d09c4/tumblr_mldr7oh7XY1qzqsq3o2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is what I use my computer for.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48175405337http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/48175405337Tue, 16 Apr 2013 20:33:24 -0700<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_47923925673" src="http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/47923925673/audio_player_iframe/alexlitel/tumblr_ml8876Rcop1qzqsq3?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Falexlitel%2F47923925673%2Ftumblr_ml8876Rcop1qzqsq3" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><span>Absolutely wondrous song.</span></p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/47923925673http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/47923925673Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:54:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63dab43d600b89f11ee4f3f5f4db53f3/tumblr_mkpnqxnMrV1qzqsq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>On the eve of the premiere of their new HBO series, Vice apparently decided to stop being edgy and just turn into Slate Junior.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/47079778789http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/47079778789Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:16:00 -0700banal contrarianism to generate hits<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/635d2e23f7984d973c6ddacf983773d6/tumblr_mkm8cmb6cg1qzqsq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Probably the greatest meme shirt ever conceived.</p> <p>(Idea by <a href="http://facepaintz.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">facepaintz</a>)</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/46921006495http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/46921006495Mon, 01 Apr 2013 23:50:46 -0700ira glassthis american lifememe<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd6e50692ad4b141934276086b2816f9/tumblr_mkjx84PW3D1qzqsq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh nothing much, just watching this big HBO thing you guys are all excited about.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/46806276300http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/46806276300Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:55:16 -0700Bryant Gumbelthe Bryant Gumbel tag is probably a hotbed of activity<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a4042579019b686f3ba55145b806ce7/tumblr_mkadgevbGh1qzqsq3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dear Secret Service,</p> <p>Your website looks like it is from 1999. I know you are pretty busy protecting the president, vice president and money, but can’t you allocate some funds to bring your website into the 21st century?</p> <p>Thanks,<br/>Alex Litel</p> <p>P.S. Why is there no email address on <a href="http://www.secretservice.gov/contact.shtml" target="_blank">your contact page</a>?</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/46362853347http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/46362853347Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:09:50 -0700<a href="http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/80-10000-hz-legend/">http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/80-10000-hz-legend/</a>: <p>I think this is perhaps the most embarrassing piece of music writing that hasn’t been scrubbed from Pitchfork’s archives.</p>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/46056184311http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/46056184311Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:55:01 -0700