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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>My name is Alex; I like Kangols and semicolons. Also, I have another Tumblr, another blog and a twitter.I can be reached through email or IM.</description><title>The Epitome of Profundity</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @alexlitel)</generator><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>This is what I call hardcore Russian hip-hop—I think; the...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ny6N7E2lVJo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ny6N7E2lVJo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is what I call hardcore Russian hip-hop—I think; the energy here is so abundant that it cannot be measured.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/235832193</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/235832193</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The tracklisting for the awesome covers album I dreamed about last night</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It’s called &lt;i&gt;Turning Shit into Diamonds: Today’s Most Artful Artists Cover Today’s Least Artful Hits&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1) Dirty Projectors - “Evacuate the Dancefloor” by Cascada&lt;br/&gt;2) Scott Walker - “Party in the U.S.A.” by Miley Cyrus&lt;br/&gt;3) Animal Collective - “I Gotta Feeling” by the Black Eyed Peas&lt;br/&gt;4) The Fiery Furnaces - “Use Somebody” by Kings of Leon&lt;br/&gt;5) The Flaming Lips - “One Time” by Justin Bieber&lt;br/&gt;6) LCD Soundsystem - “Good Girls Go Bad” by Cobra Starship&lt;br/&gt;7) Radiohead - “You’re A Jerk” by New Boyz&lt;br/&gt;8) Spoon feat. David Byrne - “Down” by Jay Sean&lt;br/&gt;9) St. Vincent - “I Invented Sex” by Trey Songz&lt;br/&gt;10) Sunset Rubdown - “Blame It” by Jamie Foxx&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/235316589</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/235316589</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:17:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Twinkranes - “Witch Hunt”Seriously,...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/233882199/tumblr_ksn0m8DmfE1qzqsq3&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twinkranes - “Witch Hunt”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Seriously, &lt;i&gt;Spektrumtheatresnakes&lt;/i&gt; is one of the best debuts of the year.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233882199</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233882199</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:10:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>inothernews:

Google continues its celebration of Sesame...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmyq7CVb31qz82gvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/233857307/google-continues-its-celebration-of-sesame" target="_blank"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Google continues its celebration of &lt;i&gt;Sesame Street&lt;/i&gt;’s 40th birthday.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In your face, &lt;a href="http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/232436949" target="_blank"&gt;Google UK&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233879030</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233879030</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:06:10 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Initially I thought this was a music video for a bizarre...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EA1iofeM_6k&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EA1iofeM_6k&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Initially I thought this was a music video for a bizarre Japanese song called “My Boyfriend is the President,” but then I found out it’s the introduction video for a Japanese erotic computer game called “My Boyfriend is the President.” It is surprisingly innocuous given its source.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233782998</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233782998</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:13:23 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>So, I guess someone created a Keyboard Cat video game.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dy2LCmjKowU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dy2LCmjKowU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, I guess someone created a Keyboard Cat video game.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233777057</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233777057</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:01:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I don’t speak Japanese, but I’m pretty sure my...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Th7UK64k2eo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Th7UK64k2eo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t speak Japanese, but I’m pretty sure my observations from the trailer for this Wii cat game are right on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The cat indoctrinates or reads the mind of the player.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The cat plays the piano.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The cat is self-employed technology consultant or an executive at a technology firm.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The cat takes trips with its owner into space.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The cat chases after ghosts  in a sports car.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The cat tackles burglars.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The cat is embarrassed by its possibly-in-the-closet owner.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The cat teams up with friends to lunge at random Japanese men in the name of love.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The cat has been on the cover of the Japanese equivalent of &lt;i&gt;Time Magazine&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The cat gets possessed by demons.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233776035</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233776035</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:59:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Baseball, in Marxist terms.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Yankees = bourgeois&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;non-Yankees = proletariat&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233758811</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233758811</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:24:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>mollylambert:

 Tama, the tabby cat who is a station master
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm4b4nxYJ1qznc5go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mollylambert.tumblr.com/post/233408246/tama-the-tabby-cat-who-is-a-station-master" target="_blank"&gt;mollylambert&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tama_(cat)" target="_blank"&gt;Tama, the tabby cat who is a station master&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233755818</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/233755818</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:18:37 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Twinkranes - “The Charmer”
This is probably what...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/232725435/tumblr_kskufzxZIY1qzqsq3&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twinkranes - “The Charmer”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is probably what Neu! would sound like, if they still put out albums in 2009.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/232725435</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/232725435</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:02:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Neighbours described the Vancouver Island man shot to death by police as a kind and caring neo-Nazi..."</title><description>“Neighbours described the Vancouver Island man shot to death by police as a kind and caring neo-Nazi who wanted to protect the environment.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/shot+police+described+kind+caring+Nazi/2148283/story.html" target="_blank"&gt;Man shot by B.C. police described as ‘kind, caring’ neo-Nazi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m still trying to wrap my head around a journalist actually typing this paragraph.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/232609499</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/232609499</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:56:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Why is Google UK cooler than our original Google?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskcecsDto1qzqsq3o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why is &lt;a href="http://www.google.co.uk/" target="_blank"&gt;Google UK&lt;/a&gt; cooler than our original Google?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/232436949</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/232436949</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:32:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>This is what’s up in Missouri on Friday.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskbatJzq31qzqsq3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is what’s up in Missouri on Friday.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/232416540</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/232416540</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:08:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>skybarn:

goldenfiddle:

Guess who.

Holy Christ is that Jesse...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksglr65zL81qz6g6ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://skybarn.tumblr.com/post/230318532/goldenfiddle-guess-who-holy-christ-is-that" target="_blank"&gt;skybarn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://goldenfiddle.tumblr.com/post/230318115/guess-who" target="_blank"&gt;goldenfiddle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Guess who.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
Holy Christ is that Jesse Camp?&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or someone in preparation for the forthcoming Jesse Camp biopic I wasn’t aware existed. If that is the case, I hope the writer uses &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZdz0G4lG6k#t=2m31s" target="_blank"&gt;this footage&lt;/a&gt; what appears to be him talking about LSD and pancakes for their research.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Also, Jesse Camp is thirty years old in three days - woah.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/230324619</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/230324619</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:16:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Working For A Nuclear Free City - “Rocket”</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6341882&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6341882&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6341882&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Working For A Nuclear Free City - “Rocket”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/230316488</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/230316488</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:07:37 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>FUCK YEAH BRODAWGS
(via nick &amp; matt.langer)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgkjgcoEt1qzqsq3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;FUCK YEAH BRODAWGS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/NICK" target="_blank"&gt;nick&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/mattlanger" target="_blank"&gt;matt.langer&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/230289393</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/230289393</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:38:03 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Christopher Walken reads lyrics from Lady Gaga’s...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xy5JwYOlgvY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xy5JwYOlgvY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Christopher Walken reads lyrics from Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/229100823</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/229100823</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:20:04 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: ‘The Room’ helps reduce crime..."</title><description>““And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: ‘The Room’ helps reduce crime in America because you spend time to watch it and think about the world — how to be better. Yeah, some of the scenes may be quirky; some of the love scenes are too long. But fact is fact. You enjoy yourself and say, ‘Wait a minute, can I be better?’ “”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/business/la-et-the-room30-2009oct30,0,3033168,full.story" target="_blank"&gt;Tommy Wiseau, speaking to the Los Angeles Times&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/228408064</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/228408064</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:54:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Mark’o Devo and His Explosive Organ (via mutatomuzika)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LBpgMyioInA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LBpgMyioInA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mark’o Devo and His Explosive Organ (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/mutatomuzika" target="_blank"&gt;mutatomuzika&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/226753267</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/226753267</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:09:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Yes, it is viral marketing - but it’s viral marketing...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J04BcLy-8a0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J04BcLy-8a0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yes, it is viral marketing - but it’s viral marketing where Marks Mothersbaugh destroys musical instruments.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/226752330</link><guid>http://alexlitel.tumblr.com/post/226752330</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:07:02 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
