“Governor Romney, why do you disagree with Lil Kim’s foreign policy proposal of licking other countries from their head to their toes?”
Anything about climate change
“Mr. President, how did you let Train continue to record terrible songs on your watch?”
“Paul Ryan, are you aware that Atlas Shrugged is basically a more ideologically strident version of steampunk?”
“Governor Romney, why are you treating your potential presidency as if it were a movie with a spoiler warning? Why won’t you give as an actual direct answer that doesn’t serve your political expedience?”
“Governor Romney, what exactly are your ticket’s foreign policy credentials outside of showing slideshows of European vacation photos?”
“How stupid are undecided voters?”
“Vice President Biden, how are you so awesome? Also, what character would you cosplay as if you went to Comic-Con?”
“There’s little discernible difference between the hawkishness of both parties. That’s super weird, right?”
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