An apology for the last two Jurassic Park films with a $10 refund.
Boogie Nights with dinosaurs. A sprawling examination of the jurassic adult film industry documenting the rise and fall of well endowed velociraptor—or just Boogie Nights with dinosaurs instead of people.
Closer with dinosaurs. A sensuous drama about four dinosaurs tangled in various affairs.
President Jeff Goldblum and Vice President Nic Cage are two men who wake up one day and think they are dinosaurs.
Revive Sam Jackson’s character from the first film using some nonsensical scientific process, and basically make a version Coach Carter wherein Sam Jackson tries to teach a group of rowdy dinosaurs the fundamentals of basketball and life.
The Hangover with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs somehow manage to forget their wild night in Las Vegas.
We Bought a Zoo with dinosaurs. Struggling to deal with the death of his wife, Matt Damon decides to buy up Jurassic Park in an attempt regain a sense of self and reconnect with his kids through the magic of nature and dinosaurs. However, there is one little problem: the dinosaurs kind of like to eat people.