- An apology for the last two Jurassic Park films with a $10 refund.
- Boogie Nights with dinosaurs. A sprawling examination of the jurassic adult film industry documenting the rise and fall of well endowed velociraptor—or just Boogie Nights with dinosaurs instead of people.
- Closer with dinosaurs. A sensuous drama about four dinosaurs tangled in various affairs.
- President Jeff Goldblum and Vice President Nic Cage are two men who wake up one day and think they are dinosaurs.
- Revive Sam Jackson’s character from the first film using some nonsensical scientific process, and basically make a version Coach Carter wherein Sam Jackson tries to teach a group of rowdy dinosaurs the fundamentals of basketball and life.
- The Hangover with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs somehow manage to forget their wild night in Las Vegas.
- We Bought a Zoo with dinosaurs. Struggling to deal with the death of his wife, Matt Damon decides to buy up Jurassic Park in an attempt regain a sense of self and reconnect with his kids through the magic of nature and dinosaurs. However, there is one little problem: the dinosaurs kind of like to eat people.
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