The Epitome of Profundity

Twentysomething. Still not too good with self-summary.

  • A Michael Fassbender binder
  • Cereal figurines for adults: Sideways action figures in bottles of wine or something.
  • Cory Doctorow coffee house called Steamed Punk
  • Criminalize the production of Jay Leno’s “Jaywalking” segment.
  • Give a food critic a time machine to travel back to 2005 to make a “modest mousse” pun.
  • Lars Von Trier’s Madagascar 3
  • Limited-edition box sets at a box factory
  • Replacing the “Stars” in Dancing with the Stars with “Bears”
  • Spotify for cookies
  • Tyler Perry’s Madea Vs. Predator

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