I don’t speak Japanese, but I’m pretty sure my observations from the trailer for this Wii cat game are right on.

• The cat indoctrinates or reads the mind of the player.
• The cat plays the piano.
• The cat is self-employed technology consultant or an executive at a technology firm.
• The cat takes trips with its owner into space.
• The cat chases after ghosts  in a sports car.
• The cat tackles burglars.
• The cat is embarrassed by its possibly-in-the-closet owner.
• The cat teams up with friends to lunge at random Japanese men in the name of love.
• The cat has been on the cover of the Japanese equivalent of Time Magazine.
• The cat gets possessed by demons.

1:59 am  •  5 November 2009