The Epitome of Profundity

Twentysomething. Still not too good with self-summary.

I can no longer differentiate between corporate promotional videos and parodies of corporate promotional videos.

This is an actual dessert item at a Brazilian fast food chain. How is America so far behind in the fast food dessert game?

A Google translated fun fact from another Brazilian fast food chain’s website.

A Google translated fun fact from another Brazilian fast food chain’s website.

According to Google Translate, this is the English translation of a menu item at a Brazilian hamburger chain.

This is a real show airing on the ABC network.

This is a real show airing on the ABC network.

This is what I use my computer for.

4 plays 4 plays
Jai Paul,
Jai Paul

Absolutely wondrous song.

On the eve of the premiere of their new HBO series, Vice apparently decided to stop being edgy and just turn into Slate Junior.

On the eve of the premiere of their new HBO series, Vice apparently decided to stop being edgy and just turn into Slate Junior.

Probably the greatest meme shirt ever conceived.

(Idea by facepaintz)

Probably the greatest meme shirt ever conceived.

(Idea by facepaintz)

Oh nothing much, just watching this big HBO thing you guys are all excited about.

Dear Secret Service,

Your website looks like it is from 1999. I know you are pretty busy protecting the president, vice president and money, but can’t you allocate some funds to bring your website into the 21st century?

Thanks,
Alex Litel

P.S. Why is there no email address on your contact page?

I think this is perhaps the most embarrassing piece of music writing that hasn’t been scrubbed from Pitchfork’s archives.

The Belieber position on Spring Breakers, in case you were wondering.

The Belieber position on Spring Breakers, in case you were wondering.

Today in collages I made on my iPhone that I think are pretty cool.

Some iPad doodling and some post-doodling glitchery.