Sorry Duke Nukem Forever, but the current cutting-edge of video game embarrassment is using Kinect to read and select dialog options during the romantic scenes in the next Mass Effect. Guess being outmoded is what happens when your development cycle encompasses fourteen years of advances in gaming shame.
Other failed E3 announcements
Wolfenblitzer Tony Hawk’s Pro Fortysomething Businessperson Who Finds Skateboarding Increasingly Dangerous The Sims in a Recession Woody Allen’s Resident Neurosis Prince of Persian Cuisine at the Mall Food Court Ben & Jerry’s Presents: The Secret of Chunky Monkey House of the Living: A Retirement Home Management Simuation Sid Meier’s Bar Mitzvah
National Donut Day
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