December 2011
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Things about sports I don't understand
how something as boring as baseball still exists
the lack of a third season of Shaq Vs.
this Tim Tebow dude
what play-by-play NASCAR Radio coverage entails
why Utah has a basketball team
why Utah’s basketball team is named the Jazz
I have come to the conclusion that political debates in the comment sections of online news articles are just Yahoo Answers discussions with a false sense of gravitas.
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2011's Top Ten Numbers That Come Before Ten
1. Zero is just immaculate—aesthetically flawless and perfectly symmetrical. If numbers were people, you would want to make love to zero.
2. Two is a particularly sensuous number that evokes this very wonderful imagery of driving by the cliffside on a cloudy day.
3. Four just looks like it is strutting down the street bobbing its head back and forth. Perennially cool and always on the...
I like Gosling as much as anyone
but I think it’s time that we move onto a Fonz-based “eyyyyyyy girl” meme.
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I'm beginning to think this 2012 Republican...
2012 Republican Presidential Debate is suffering from a lot of the same problems as a lot of these other cult television series. It seems like this show has been on for so long that it has outlasted the plausibility of the overarching arc or premise of the entire show. In the first few episodes, there was a palpable energy and the insanity was mildly appealing, but now it just feels like this...
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“I believe these words came from the Pokemon movie. Life can be a challenge. Life...”
– Herman Cain
I thought it was going to take until the 2030s for a presidential candidate to cite Pokemon. What does it mean when we’re twenty years ahead of plan on this?
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