February 2011
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January 2011
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Some Types of Beliebers and Nonbeliebers
Fundamentalist Biebvangelical: Someone who beliebs in the existence of Justin Bieber and accepts all texts purportedly authored by Justin Bieber as fact.
Biebaism: Typically someone who believes they are one of Justin Bieber’s chosen fans. Also noted for their celebration of Passbieber and Bieberkkuh and their denial of Justin Bieber being the son of Usher.
Biebnostic: Someone who beliebs...
Sometimes, I take a great deal of solace in the fact that those I admire the most are every bit as vulnerable as me.
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As someone who was born in Boston, I feel sort of embarrassed to say that I needed subtitles to understand what the hell was being said in the first fifteen minutes of The Town.
I haven't watched the news in the past day, so I'm...
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Rejected Jason Statham Vehicles
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Today in lousy pun-related humor
Darren Roaronfsky was nominated for a Dinosaurs’ Guild Award
What did the entry-level workers say about the micromanaging cow? He “wanted udder control”
To combat the decline of print, the publishers of the Farmers’ Almanac announced the publication will move into sodcasting.
In a new interview with People Magazine, Kevin James opened up about his “Kevin...
Some things I've been told that sound like...
“You have the musical taste of a semi-voracious thirtysomething record store owner who listens to NPR.”
“You’re really good at appearing to be on serious drugs. Maybe you should pursue that professionally, perhaps like acting or something.”
“I never know what you are joking about, but the jokes sound like they probably are funny.”
“You’re...
Some things I've been told that sound like...
“You have the musical taste of a semi-voracious thirtysomething record store owner who listens to NPR.”
“You’re really good at appearing to be on serious drugs. Maybe you should pursue that professionally, perhaps like acting or something.”
“I never know what you are joking about, but the jokes sound like they probably are funny.”
“You’re...
“Fuck, maybe that supposed Tumblr apocalypse was an actual thing and now we are...”
– what I thought when an original piece of content I created went semi-viral on Tumblr
Guy with the world's worst taste in music explains...
1) Baja Men - “Who Let The Dogs Out?”
Anna, this song means a whole lot to me and has always been my favorite song since I heard it ten years ago. It is a perfect representation of our relationship because it was like the dogs were being let out when I met you and everything went completely crazy.
2) Black Eyed Peas - “I Gotta Feeling”
Anna, this song is about was what...