May 2009
107 posts
“To last year’s campus craze for stuffing people into telephone booths, the...”
– “Hanker to Hunker?” November 9, 1959, Time Magazine
WatchI believe Viking just announced a 15th anniversery edition.
April 2009
180 posts
“Because we’ve done so well, [franchising] for us is almost a ‘snow...”
– Lisa Kudirka, co-founder of Shave It Inc.
http://www.shaveitnation.com →
What happens when someone gives members of the Jack Johnson generation loans or venture capital. Not to mention that, like Dlush (which I am quite the fan of), this is targeted towards a nonexistent demographic.
A free Shave-It, for the curious. And get those cringing muscles ready.
I am considering a visit soon, and maybe report my findings
Things that may or have may not been said by Roger...
I made this list back in 2004, so it must be pretty incredible.
“Fuck you, guy next to me!” “No, I am not a character from Dilbert.” “I am announcing my foray into the fashion business.” “I am obviously the most attractive person to never be called such by People Magazine.” “This popcorn blows! Too cliche and underdeveloped characters with...
“Come on, this one’s got more class than a New Jersey community college.”
– Alaska Miller
I believe this is my quote of the day. Well done!
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tristanjay7:
In case you were wondering, this is where the white women are at.
And where the worst, most generic content is at.
“Hollywood’s attorneys offered the band $100,000 but they chose to maintain their...”
– http://web.archive.org/web/20001101155743/www.thecrosswalk.com/press.html
“Comedy writer for tweens wanted to help make my novel much funnier. I’m...”
– http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/wrg/1142600988.html
So…how about them Jonas Brothers? Who can tell them apart? Amirite, or am I right?
“Editor needed for my online dating memoir/how to PROPOSAL..”
– http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/wrg/1144686043.html
Sounds like a great read.
“CASTING Father figure types for MTV’s Parental Control
Looking for late...”
– MTV CASTING CALL
Wait, the parents on Parental Control are not real? If that is not real, could this all be a shame? How could you MTV? How could you? I spent ten hours watching this show once, and I am angered to find out that those ten hours were observing fiction.
“I’VE NEVER BEEN ONE FOR ALL THE HAIR METALS. I DON’T SEE A...”
– http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/iron_maiden/live_after_death/
This might be the greatest piece in the history of music criticism. If Schreiber ever discovers this, he’ll be crying himself to sleep at missing this concept review.
