Hmm…I might read that. Key word being might.
Wonder whatever happened to that guy.
TLC is looking for stories about the CRAZY things kids eat! Email us now if you have a shocking x-ray from your kids unusual snack!” —http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/tlg/1094639532.html
Maybe it is just me, but I find it pretty fucking incredible that she came up with Sherlock Holmes ending up in the 22nd century while skiing in Aspen.
Creation of Work Began: 2009-02-14
Date of Anticipated Completion: 2009-08-01 (Approximate)
Projected Date of Publication: 2009-09-01 (Approximate)
Authorship on Application: Cathy Baker.
Description of Work: A 96 page book featuring approximately 48 photos and text of dogs on doorsteps and walks.” —
A copyright pregistration.
The poor, cat-allegeric man’s Wet Cats?
Creation of Work Began: 2007-07
Date of Anticipated Completion: 2009-12 (Approximate)
Projected Date of Publication: 2010-07 (Approximate)
Authorship on Application: Summer Burkes.
Description of Work: THE LADIES’ GUIDE TO THE APOCALYPSE is a handy, all-gender-friendly guide for emergency situations, sure … but more than that, it’s a fun and informative look around a world traditionally inhabited solely by manly men. THE LADIES’ GUIDE TO THE APOCALYPSE is a non-fiction survival manual and how-to book (and eventually series of books, TV shows, movies, merch, etc) which is designed to educate people to begin to achieve total self-sufficiency — for themselves and for their families. Whether they know it or not, most women out there would like to rise to the challenge to come through in a crisis — to be a responsible leader, a family-protector, a know-how-to-do-er. With wonky drawings by illustrator Arwen King, this book will show them where to start. And, failing that, at least the book will be ready on the shelf to flip through when the stuff really hits the fan. Certainly, men will read this book, too. Maybe they’re ‘indoor kids’ who’ve never hunted, fished, gotten out of a fistfight, or splinted a broken arm. Or maybe they’ll want to satisfy their curiosity about (or try to debunk) a woman’s way of looking at manly-man things. Either way, men will be charmed by the book’s unique voice — its easy-to-read chapters, brilliant illustrations, and refreshingly blunt and entertaining ‘hard femme’ point of view. CHAPTER SUMMARY Chapter 1: Pack And Prepare: Hunker Down Or Head Out’ Chapter 2: The First Moments Chapter 3: Something From Nothing, Or A Lot With A Little Chapter 4: Navigation Chapter 5: Communication Chapter 6: Movement, Camouflage, Concealment Chapter 7: Food, Water, Sanitation Chapter 8: Tools, Weapons, Life, and Death Chapter 9: Animals And You Chapter 10: Sometimes People Suck Chapter 11: Fires And Shelters Chapter 12: Keep Calm and Healthy Chapter 13: Dealing With Injury Chapter 14: When It’s Over Charts and lists Blank note pages” —
A copyright preregistration.
I have to say that I am mildly amused, even if I read this when it is was called The Zombie Survival Guide.
noun • a word occurring only once in a given collection of writings
From Ancient Greek ἅπαξ λεγόμενον (“(something) said only once”).
Hey asshole, we speak English in this country. They’re called nonce words.
I’m pretty sure a nonce and a hapax are not the same thing.
Holy shit! Holy shit! (Now, if only they could get Jonesy.)
Rush Hour 4
…But I Wouldn’t Do That: The Meat Loaf Story
Speed Racer 2
Fart Machine: A Musical
Totally certain that GIF Party is biographical. I remember this happening last Tuesday.
I’ve come to the realization that I am pretty sure that GIF Party is biographical of my life.