January 2012
23 posts
Question
Would anyone potentially be interested in purchasing high-quality prints of any of the art I have already done? Please let me know by replying to answering this post or sending an email, and if you can name a specific image or multiple images you like, all the better.
No Snacks After 10 PM →
Please read this girl Laurie’s new comic because it is amazing and features a seven-headed Oprah Winfrey hydra.
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Rejected Ernest Movies
Ernest Becomes a Viable Candidate in the Republican Presidential Primary
Ernest Deals with Middling Commercial and Critical Reception of His Autobiography
Ernest Forms a Cult
Ernest Goes to Therapy
Ernest Mediates a Labor Dispute
Gigolo Ernest
Think Tank Ernest
Untitled Christopher Nolan Gritty Ernest Reboot
Less popular David Lynch films
Erasurehead
Imperial Highway
The Man With The Elephant Tattoo
Red Velvet
Sand Dune
Sepulveda Blvd.
The Slightly Lateral Narrative
Twin Peaks: Führer Walk with Me
Visiting the Inland Empire
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List of doughnut varieties: Controversial... →
Important Wikipedia discovery of the day.
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Getting every remaining comment about dubstep out...
Skrillex taught me it apparently is possible to create a hairstyle that makes the Hitler mustache look normal and inconspicuous.
Two years ago, I would’ve thought dubstep was some sort of porn for people with a reggae fetish. Turns out it something much, much worse.
It’s getting to the point where I am unsure if “campaign ad uses dubstep” is a recurring nightmare I have...
Important thoughts on the 2012 Coachella lineup
I’m not sure if the Swedish House Mafia are an organized crime syndicate or a terrible electronic group. Maybe they are both.
Is the average Coachella attendee these days too young to enjoy a Pulp-“common fauxhemian” joke?
Mazzy Star invented the subgenre of music that sounds like it is explicitly recorded for the intent of being a music cue on Grey’s Anatomy. Up until...
Terrible Fox animated series based on 2004 films I...
Closer: The Animated Series: Executive producers Seth MacFarlane and Mike Nichols bring you this frigid, unsubtle examination of infidelity. Anna, Alice, Larry and Dan are back and their libidos are as intense as ever. Join the quartet every week as they engage in new affairs and expand their, er, social circle. Famed Starbucks folkie Damien Rice has even penned the show’s all-new theme...
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Harry Nilsson — “The Beehive State”
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December 2011
21 posts
Things about sports I don't understand
how something as boring as baseball still exists
the lack of a third season of Shaq Vs.
this Tim Tebow dude
what play-by-play NASCAR Radio coverage entails
why Utah has a basketball team
why Utah’s basketball team is named the Jazz
I have come to the conclusion that political debates in the comment sections of online news articles are just Yahoo Answers discussions with a false sense of gravitas.
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2011's Top Ten Numbers That Come Before Ten
1. Zero is just immaculate—aesthetically flawless and perfectly symmetrical. If numbers were people, you would want to make love to zero.
2. Two is a particularly sensuous number that evokes this very wonderful imagery of driving by the cliffside on a cloudy day.
3. Four just looks like it is strutting down the street bobbing its head back and forth. Perennially cool and always on the...
I like Gosling as much as anyone
but I think it’s time that we move onto a Fonz-based “eyyyyyyy girl” meme.
Some things about movies your parents may or may...
“Is War Horse the one about the sex addiction where the guy shows his genitals?”
“This Shame sounds like a great Christmas movie!”
“The critic in the paper said Robert Downey is absolutely fantastic in the Alvin and the Chipmunks.”
“I expected a movie called We Bought a Zoo to contain more scenes of bookkeeping. I didn’t find it very...
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I'm beginning to think this 2012 Republican...
2012 Republican Presidential Debate is suffering from a lot of the same problems as a lot of these other cult television series. It seems like this show has been on for so long that it has outlasted the plausibility of the overarching arc or premise of the entire show. In the first few episodes, there was a palpable energy and the insanity was mildly appealing, but now it just feels like this...
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“I believe these words came from the Pokemon movie. Life can be a challenge. Life...”
– Herman Cain
I thought it was going to take until the 2030s for a presidential candidate to cite Pokemon. What does it mean when we’re twenty years ahead of plan on this?
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November 2011
23 posts
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Watchdanforth:
PBS’s recent Woody Allen documentary. Part 1.
If the embedded player sucks, watch it here.
This was great. Also note that Part 2 can be found here.
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Less popular themed floats and balloons at this...
Activia’s mobile garden of regularity
Boardwalk Empire’s mini recreation of Atlantic City
Ed Hardy skeezy float with douchebag dancers
Mysterious viral marketing box that has something to with J.J. Abrams
Some James Franco performance art bullshit
The Descendants balloon of George Clooney with his head in his hands
