February 2012
8 posts
Recent iPhone Google searches
“mormon rap”
“snorting tums”
“tyrese”
“obama marc jacobs”
“i was dancing at the lesbian bar chords”
“count name sesame street”
“I am getting very stressed out that the head of our school does not know about...”
– With this single line, my season-and-a-half investment in Portlandia feels entirely justified.
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January 2012
24 posts
No Snacks After 10 PM →
Please read this girl Laurie’s new comic because it is amazing and features a seven-headed Oprah Winfrey hydra.
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Rejected Ernest Movies
Ernest Becomes a Viable Candidate in the Republican Presidential Primary
Ernest Deals with Middling Commercial and Critical Reception of His Autobiography
Ernest Forms a Cult
Ernest Goes to Therapy
Ernest Mediates a Labor Dispute
Gigolo Ernest
Think Tank Ernest
Untitled Christopher Nolan Gritty Ernest Reboot
Less popular David Lynch films
Erasurehead
Imperial Highway
The Man With The Elephant Tattoo
Red Velvet
Sand Dune
Sepulveda Blvd.
The Slightly Lateral Narrative
Twin Peaks: Führer Walk with Me
Visiting the Inland Empire
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List of doughnut varieties: Controversial... →
Important Wikipedia discovery of the day.
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Getting every remaining comment about dubstep out...
Skrillex taught me it apparently is possible to create a hairstyle that makes the Hitler mustache look normal and inconspicuous.
Two years ago, I would’ve thought dubstep was some sort of porn for people with a reggae fetish. Turns out it something much, much worse.
It’s getting to the point where I am unsure if “campaign ad uses dubstep” is a recurring nightmare I have...
Terrible Fox animated series based on 2004 films I...
Closer: The Animated Series: Executive producers Seth MacFarlane and Mike Nichols bring you this frigid, unsubtle examination of infidelity. Anna, Alice, Larry and Dan are back and their libidos are as intense as ever. Join the quartet every week as they engage in new affairs and expand their, er, social circle. Famed Starbucks folkie Damien Rice has even penned the show’s all-new theme...
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Harry Nilsson — “The Beehive State”
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December 2011
20 posts
Things about sports I don't understand
how something as boring as baseball still exists
the lack of a third season of Shaq Vs.
this Tim Tebow dude
what play-by-play NASCAR Radio coverage entails
why Utah has a basketball team
why Utah’s basketball team is named the Jazz
I have come to the conclusion that political debates in the comment sections of online news articles are just Yahoo Answers discussions with a false sense of gravitas.
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2011's Top Ten Numbers That Come Before Ten
1. Zero is just immaculate—aesthetically flawless and perfectly symmetrical. If numbers were people, you would want to make love to zero.
2. Two is a particularly sensuous number that evokes this very wonderful imagery of driving by the cliffside on a cloudy day.
3. Four just looks like it is strutting down the street bobbing its head back and forth. Perennially cool and always on the...
I like Gosling as much as anyone
but I think it’s time that we move onto a Fonz-based “eyyyyyyy girl” meme.
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I'm beginning to think this 2012 Republican...
2012 Republican Presidential Debate is suffering from a lot of the same problems as a lot of these other cult television series. It seems like this show has been on for so long that it has outlasted the plausibility of the overarching arc or premise of the entire show. In the first few episodes, there was a palpable energy and the insanity was mildly appealing, but now it just feels like this...
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